captainstormwind:

The truth is out there.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

(via khaleesi-at-221b)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 356
Warwick [03:42]: twitch no flash
Leona [04:01]: twitch has ghost ignite you mouthbreather
(Thanks to thenewenglish for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 356

Warwick [03:42]: twitch no flash

Leona [04:01]: twitch has ghost ignite you mouthbreather

(Thanks to thenewenglish for the quote!)

(via vaginal-erection)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 350
Leona [09:12]: draven there are no words for how bad at adc you are
Draven [09:30]: leona there are no wards, how bad at support you are

summonerscode:

Exhibit 350

Leona [09:12]: draven there are no words for how bad at adc you are

Draven [09:30]: leona there are no wards, how bad at support you are

(via vaginal-erection)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 329
Leona [10:31]: dravenafk?
Draven [14:23] soz was making my lunch
Leona [20:34]: draven afk again??????  
Draven [22:20]: soz was eating my lunch 
Leona [33:32]: AFK AGAIN OMFG
Draven [35:14]: soz was washing the dishes
Leona [36:57]: UR FAT
(Thanks to llllllll/Kathy for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 329

Leona [10:31]: dravenafk?

Draven [14:23] soz was making my lunch

Leona [20:34]: draven afk again??????  

Draven [22:20]: soz was eating my lunch 

Leona [33:32]: AFK AGAIN OMFG

Draven [35:14]: soz was washing the dishes

Leona [36:57]: UR FAT

(Thanks to llllllll/Kathy for the quote!)

(via vaginal-erection)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 303
Caitlyn [08:23]: hey yi can you come gank bot?
Sona [08:30]: we don’t have a yi
[08:31] Caitlyn signals to be careful
Caitlyn [08:32]: SHIT RUN
(Thanks to frostedmist for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 303

Caitlyn [08:23]: hey yi can you come gank bot?

Sona [08:30]: we don’t have a yi

[08:31] Caitlyn signals to be careful

Caitlyn [08:32]: SHIT RUN

(Thanks to frostedmist for the quote!)

(via vaginal-erection)

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via mishasminions)

hopeissuffering:

Ara last job class. in which the nine tail fox is slowly taking over Ara body, after releasing it.

my sexy Ara. you finally became a fox girl! fuck, i have to wait a year to play you T,T

(via tutunkari)

fuzzwizard:

deathpup:

NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

(via tutunkari)

mishasminions:

PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES